Count Scapula - 2025
- Susan Flamm
- Oct 5
- 3 min read
Updated: Oct 25
October 25
Went for a manicure today — do you think this is my color? I asked for bone neutral, but they said I needed a little more life in my look. Guess you could say I nailed it! 🦴✨
(Nail art by Bryan at Ross Nails)
October 24
🦴✨ “They say beauty is skin deep... but I’m working with none, so I need all the help I can get! This ‘Dancin’ Queen’ scrub has me feeling exfoliated right down to my funny bone. 💃
October 23
Morning coffee and a video call to catch up with my friend Count Scapula.😉
October 22
Made a spirit-ed stop today — Count Scapula finally visited Spirit of Halloween! 🎃🦴
Picked up a few frightfully fun ideas for my next killer look. 👻
Let’s just say… I’m really getting into the spirit of the season! 😏
October 21
Stopped by Chubby Bunny Bakery today for some delicious treats! 🧁🐰
Count Scapula loves a good snack — even if I don’t technically have a sweet tooth anymore.
October 20
Even a skeleton needs a cozy night in sometimes. 🦴🛋️
Count Scapula here, all wrapped up and trying to stay warm on these bone chilling evenings. Stay snug, my ghoul friends — it’s getting chilly out there!
October 19
Went to the Cincinnati Cyclones game last night, and let me tell you… it was a real nail-biter! 🏒 I was on the edge of my seat the whole time, but alas — the Cyclones couldn’t quite pull it off against the Wheeling Nailers. 😬
October 18
Had a little heart-to-heart with RJ today. 🦴 Taking those first steps is all about having a strong backbone! 💪 Takes a lot of guts — which, of course, I don’t have anymore. 😏
Proud of the little guy — he’s really getting a leg up on things!
October 17
Riding shotgun and feeling alive! 😎
Got the best seat in the car & I’m along for the ride. 🚗
Just hoping these bumpy roads don’t rattle my bones. 🦴
October 16
Today we’ve been hard at work in the kitchen making boo-cakes! 👻🧁 They’re frightfully fluffy and spook-tacularly sweet. I may not have flesh, but I do have good taste. 😉
October 15
Out gathering supplies at Cincinnati Cake & Candy. Trying not to lose my head in the sprinkle aisle, but honestly… it’s a real jaw-dropper in there.
October 14
Helping Jess paint an Advent calendar. I told her I'd lend a hand, but she said I'm not being humerus enough with the color choices. Whatever. At least I've got the spine to sit here and supervise while she does all the work. That's what friends are for, right? 💀🏠
October 13
🍕🍗 Bone-appétit! Finally sat down for a little bite… or at least I would’ve,
if I still had a stomach. Guess I’ll just wing it and savor the spirit of the meal. 👻
October 12
Finally getting out for a drink. 🍺
The bartender asked if I wanted something with more body, but I told him that ship has sailed. At least I don't have to worry about a beer belly anymore. Cheers to the weekend! 🍻
October 11
Working with a skeleton crew at work today. This saw can cut you to the bone – literally! 😬🪚
October 10
They said I should preserve my good looks… so here I am — a skeleton in a jar. 🫙💀
Not sure if I’m part of a science experiment or someone’s new fall décor.
Either way, I’m pickled to be here!
October 9
Just hanging with a friend — you could say we’re joined at the hip. 💀💀
We’re just two skeletons wreath-ing havoc and looking drop-dead gorgeous. 🌹🕸️
October 8
Jess put up decorations and almost broke things — including herself — but it’s okay, I was there to give her a hand. 🖐💀
Now I’m just hanging around making sure everything stays in one piece.
October 7
I wonder how long I can hang with the angels before someone finds me…
They said “Rest in Peace,” and I took it literally. 😇💀 Trying to blend in, but apparently my halo game is a little bare-bones.
October 6
Meat on the grill, tongs in hand. Just another bone-ified BBQ. 🔥 These mets and brats are so good, they could raise the dead. But really, I’m just trying to meat expectations. 😎
October 5
RJ was giving me a once-over this weekend. Checking out my bone structure, making sure my funny bone’s still in place. I told him, “Kid, I’ve got nothing to hide — I’m all skin and bones… well, actually just bones.” 🦴🦴🦴 He’s got great humerus potential already. 😉
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